Please, do not attempt a gender reveal party without taking the proper safety precautions. Or maybe just … don’t do one at all.
The past two years have brought us multiple stories of people whose gender reveal parties have gone horribly wrong. Maybe the party started a forest fire. Maybe it caused a spectacular, deafening explosion.
Either way, they’ve been grievously dangerous. And while they’ve caused serious damage, they’ve also brought a small, perverse amount of pleasure to those of us in the anti-gender-reveal party camp.